That was the funniest thing I've read on any of the Rudius sites in a long time. The "any rape" line almost made me fall off my chair. Seriously, you need to write more.

Yah....Jamie, its a little sick and twisted, but we all would look. We are only human.

Well that is fucked up :P
Who knows what that girl will be up to in like 10 years..

I got your back Jamie.
Nudety + Humans = curiosity.
:}

Even the jury at Mr. Jackson's case would look.

At the start of this blog (i.e. when you were at the beach) I kind of wanted to advise you to get some glasses or at the very least contact lenses. I also thought about suggesting binoculars but immediately had second thoughts -- 'cos unless you're a lifeguard looking directly out to sea, or a ten year old boy trying to use the power of the sun's rays, to create enough concentration of heat, to burn into his snoozing grandfather's nipples, binoculars on a beach are never acceptable!

By the midway point (i.e. when you were at the barbeque) I'd totally scrapped the idea of any kind of visual aid, thinking it a horrendous suggestion - which would surely only have magnified your ordeal.

In the first line of the last paragraph I was highly alarmed when I got to the word 'meat' and possibly even more so, when I got to the word 'host' but breathed a welcome sigh of relief when I saw the sentence continued on. Phew!

By the end of the blog, I though the child's teachers and administers were, in fact, geniuses! If she IS going to grow up to be a Hollywood wild child actalikey - by informing her parents their 'free spirited' offspring "can't keep her pants on" - he is only preparing them for; (a) the licentious adolescence that will inevitably follow and (b) gossip columnists saying the exact same thing!

P.S. How would you know it was a nun if she were naked?

P.P.S. Straight up though Jamie, if I were you, I honestly wouldn't be too bothered over some bloater getting the name of your show wrong. Surely, the only time worry is if they ever ask: "Whatever happened to the Davy Kennedy Experiment?"

My friend used to have a six year old that just didn't care. The family thought it was funny, but I finally had to say, "Well, *I* care," and she stopped. It wasn't that she didn't care. It was that her lazy family hadn't instilled that sense of propriety in her. Your closing line really brought that story together.

Jamie Seriously, invite me to the next bbq... that will piss the producers off even more, and you can avoid being the next person interviewed by Chris Hanson

That was actually really funny and the any rape line, i was laughing pretty hard on. Keep the blogs coming!

Dude? sounds like a freaky party that you should have bailed on. Anyway,Don't give up the Biz cause I think your full of talent and I would like to see more of you. You have it made, it just sounds like you need a break. My life is sucking on it. Every other weekend I have to give My bed up to my grandmother who stays over. I'm 40 still living with my parents, still trying to finish college. Hopefully, I will be graduating this spring. So don't think you have it so bad. I dream everyday of recording some songs from my guitar or writing a great novel but neither dream ever becomes true. So keep doing what you do cause you do it well, Happy New year..

Candid opinions illustrate insight and experience inside your world. That bit about it's our nature is true, in that it's very uncommon to see anyone just walking around half naked--it's going to catch your attention. It's like watching a car crash happen before your eyes and seeing some guts fly. Are you a bad person for that? Are you a weirdo for it? I believe you would be if you did not feel uncomfortable or shocked--that would suggest it's normal and perfectly healthy.

And thank you for judging the Hollywood mom. She is not going to win mother of year award with that kind of distorted thinking.

I am on the verge of getting out of the business myself because of all of the bullshit we have to put up with, however YOUR "Experiment" takes the cake!
That mother should be forced to move to Thailand with said daughter or shot, if left to live here in the states if she isn't troubled by her fetus not being able to keep her pants on. She might also want to keep said child away from any male family members with or without records.
Unbelievable!

Holy shit...I can't believe people. I'm with you, Jamie...her mother is crazy, and you're only human. But that's some fucked up shit! lol

Jamie,

I'm sorry to hear that you struggle with the same inner conflicts (contemplation/discouragement/etc...) as those who are still trying to get their foot in the door...to be honest, we already think you're a star - I was surprised reading your blog.

I think you're an incredibly talented star and I would die (in a good way) watching your show. Your day will come where you can grace us with your craziness again...:) It's a new year!

Btw, this is a great intuitive piece - I would totally look at this girl too. Matter of fact, I'd find that zen like mother and school her on keeping some damn pants on her girl so she wouldn't cry later when some perv makes a move on her daughter.

All the best in '08!!

It's fun to take real stories and embellish them, isn't it? Keep up the good work!

Dude, that's the best story i've heard in 5 F'N years!!! You're only human man.--John fron Drexel Hill

i'm not 7 or anything..but i'd walk around you without any pants on..y'know...if we happened to be at the same bbq or something...

Jamie,
This blog is great...hahaha...you are super funny!!!
"Any rape"!!! HAHAHA!!!
Don't feel guilty about it man. Its not your fault anyway. I don't know why the parents are not supervising if they know that she loses her pants often.
So the mom said that her daughter has a nice ass huh! Hmmmm.... what about the mom's ass? Was there junk in her trunk?
~Eugene (from Quixote Studios)

hey jamie! i love you. we were just singing one of your songs in my car the other night, circle circle dot dot. yeah that shit is so funny and you are too. i think you should maybe do some writing for someone or something. your blog was hysterical. i didnt know whether to feel sorry for you or want to beat you at times. but it was funny and you make some pretty valid points. well i hope the new year is good to you. looking forward to more blogs from you soon.

Man thats crazy!! Who lets their children run around bottomless in a party amongst grown ass men? I think the mother of the little girl is the sick one for allowing her child to run around that way. Yes Jamie, that means you are not the sick one!!! LMFAO!!!

You're a great story teller. I love your writing style, your honesty, and that you use intelligent words. I can't wait to read your next blog.

As for the pantless girl and her mother-could that be a modern version of Mommy Dearest, with a Calvin Kline twist? You might as well refer to the girl's mother as her "pimp."

Hi JK
Oh wait u know what, my sis in law told me about how something similar happened to my brother at a friends BBQ. BUT..she was a totally naked TODDLER!!! She kept running over to him trying to climb up on him!!! ...does this give new meaning for fresh meat at a BBQ??... He was so embarrassed, he started running away from her & thinking that hiding behind his wife wld actually help the situation. I feel for u males. Thanks for the continued laughS JK

i'm so happy i stumbled upon this. That pretty much made my night. I'm sorry tho, i wouldnt let my kid run around naked, especially if she was showin a bit of bush. I mean it was an awkward experience for me already goin thru that i wouldnt let my kid do that. I think there should be a certain age like, say 4 where its not cute or acceptable for a kid to run around naked or half naked. maybe its just me?

C'mon nigga y'all shoulda hit that shit. A girl with no pants on now will be wore out by the time she hits puberty in H'wood. Hollywood where pretty hillbillies come to get fucked by ugly jews. What, this comes as a suprise to anyone? Right, and Lana Turner got "discovered" in a soda shop, jerkin soda's for the low rent pedophile crowd that is hollywoodland. I heard Lana's talents lie elsewhere way, way beyond jerking, except maybe jerkin her head up and down. Finally, do you really want to work so fucking bad in this wonderful town that you'd stoop to working for creepy fucking assholes that let their kid run around with no clothes on in public or even on their own property when strangers are around . The kid aint the fucked up one (although she will be fucked sooner probably than later) it's the sleazy fucks who bred her. Was her little brother walking around with a sceaming "look at me erection" or were you to busy cruising his sister to notice. Nobody needs a job that bad. Taking a job from those kind of short eyed motherfuckers would be worse for your career than gay porn. Keep on stroking bro, less talented motherfuckers have made it without selling out to that depth of depravity.

The "any rape" line was fuckin' hilarious! You're right, I would have looked...but I'm not a perv.

Hilarious story, man. You know, some people think Jamie Kennedy fans are either morons or whores but, I think the witty comments posted above have dissuaded that notion quite nicely. Keep on truckin, Jamie.

You know that if you drove a truck or worked on cars or answered phones, this sort of shit would never happen to you.

I'm not sure if I think that's good or bad.

My oldest son used to take off his pants if he got comfortable somewhere. I was forever reminding him to PUT HIS PANTS BACK ON!!!! But he grew out of it by the time he hit preschool. Maybe he just got tired of me ragging on him about wearing pants, I dunno? You should send that mom a roll of duct tape so she can secure the kids pants on her!

Also wanted to add that my youngest son, who is 6, loves Kickin it Old Skool!!! He has most of the scenes memorized!

"If you're old enough to spell pants, you're old enough to wear them." That says it all. I cried for a whole 30 seconds...that's a lot. Thank you for not being a brain washed twit. *sighs* And people wonder why pedophilia and molestation are still an issue, because they're advertising the object of desire like they have no mind to shelter their child, not from life, but from harm.
Thank's Jamie.

omg jamie ur fricking hilariouss =]
the 'any rape'
'princess panties'
and 'if your old enough to spell pants your old enough to wear them'
'jamie kennedy execution'
lines were hilarious. i love reading ur stuff.
&& i gotta agree
ur the victim here.
but u handled it pretty well...
=*
hearts; Bexx